Originally
posted by
SuperFly:
As we trudged through 2024, we were sold dreams of nostalgia, revival, and a promise to “make the game great again.” We dared to hope for more players, fresh sparring partners, fertile farmland for conquest... you know, the good old days.
But as the year limped to a close, what did we get instead?
- Team server shutting down.
- Bans for free speech (good riddance, Black Hole).
- Bans for hurt feelings over trash talk
Now, as the server approaches its final gasp, we—the almighty Alpha team of Darkness—decided it’s only fitting to carve our names into the history books in the most glorious, ruthless way possible. Here’s how it’s going down:
For the first (and last) time, Darkness will take EVERYTHING:
- Average Net Worth? Ours.
- Total Net Worth? Ours.
- Every single Top 10 spot? Absolutely ours.
For years, we’ve watched you ungrateful untaggeds and underwhelming teams peacefully netgain in our shadow. We’ve generously allowed you a free ride to our Top 10 spots. But now? The free ride is over.
It’s simple:
- Give us land and grovel peacefully at the bottom, and maybe we’ll let you breathe a little longer.
- dare to get in our way, and your countries will burn bright and brief, your red and dead ruins serving only as stepping stones on our march to the top.
Before this beloved server dies, Darkness will give it the send-off it deserves: Total domination. No mercy. No survivors.
So here’s an early congratulations to Darkness, the undisputed kings of this final round. While we take our rightful place in history, may you all enjoy bot farming and mediocrity over on the co-op server.
Signed,
Your favorite antihero,
SuperFly, Darkness Soldier
TL;DR?
F U, delete yourself or get rekt
This guy tempting me with the delete button. Mwhahahaha
feet pics or team server goes poof tonight.
