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Apr 14th 2025, 11:28:00

This post is so off the rails, Thomas the tank engine and his friends are attempting to lock it behind a cemented wall until it dies.
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Apr 14th 2025, 11:28:01

This post is so off the rails, Thomas the tank engine and his friends are attempting to lock it behind a cemented wall until it dies.
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Apr 14th 2025, 12:36:53

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:
until it dies.


Only thing dying is m4d

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:
cement wall


That’s a good nickname for our players.

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:
This post is so off the rails, Thomas the tank engine and his friends


Thomas the tank engine and his friends ran a train and railed on m4d for sure. CHOO CHOO!
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Apr 14th 2025, 15:21:28

coalie and his termites

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Apr 14th 2025, 15:24:12

Originally posted by Josey Wales:
coalie and his termites


<Earthnews> *** IT IS A KILL ***
<Earthnews> BR - Costco Run (#499) [Mercs] -> Josey Wales (#74) [M4D] 7C 27B

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Apr 14th 2025, 15:24:45





Originally posted by Josey Wales:
coalie and his termites


I think the scientific name of his termites is "crabs"
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Apr 14th 2025, 15:40:37

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:




Originally posted by Josey Wales:
coalie and his termites


I think the scientific name of his termites is "crabs"


Straw posting for him since he can’t do it himself

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Apr 14th 2025, 15:43:33

Jokes on you. Coalie can’t get crabs. The dude is waxed like a dolphin.

How do I know this? Cuz he told us about his $4,000/month body treatments for his hair, skin, waxing and massages that he gets as part of his monthly self care routine.

I can only aspire to be as well off at Coalie with his fancy cars, designer threads and handmade Italian shoes.

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Apr 14th 2025, 15:53:20

Im debt free and carefree. Go wherever I want, Do whatever I want. I dont need cars, and skin care treatment. Id rather live a fun life instead.
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Apr 14th 2025, 16:05:01

Maybe War right out of the gate next set.

Anemic set for 60 days straight.

Everyone stunted at 300k NW.

And maybe another set after that. Another 60 days.

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Apr 14th 2025, 16:07:28

Originally posted by SuperFly:
Jokes on you. Coalie can’t get crabs. The dude is waxed like a dolphin.

How do I know this? Cuz he told us about his $4,000/month body treatments for his hair, skin, waxing and massages that he gets as part of his monthly self care routine.

I can only aspire to be as well off at Coalie with his fancy cars, designer threads and handmade Italian shoes.


Y do I feel like you are shaming me? Real successful bros pump each other up.

Jokes on you, I don’t wear designer threads. All I wear is Brooks Brothers and workout clothes from Costco.

You’re the one that looks like Adam Sandler’s character in Uncut Gems. Lol
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Apr 14th 2025, 16:09:20

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:
Im debt free and carefree. Go wherever I want, Do whatever I want. I dont need cars, and skin care treatment. Id rather live a fun life instead.


Cope harder
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Apr 14th 2025, 18:47:09

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:
Im debt free and carefree. Go wherever I want, Do whatever I want. I dont need cars, and skin care treatment. Id rather live a fun life instead.


I am on the same boat as you, debt free and do what I want as in I work at a job that enjoy not at one that I hate and do out of necessity.

Nothing wrong with enjoying nice things like Coalie. Only issue is if you are envious / coveting his nice things.

I personally enjoy cars and it’s my hobby. Be it working on a classic or auto crossing my fun mobile. This year I got a track membership so I’ll be beating the piss out of two cars.

Edited By: SuperFly on Apr 14th 2025, 18:51:13

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Apr 14th 2025, 18:53:39

Originally posted by Josey Wales:
Maybe War right out of the gate next set.

Anemic set for 60 days straight.

Everyone stunted at 300k NW.

And maybe another set after that. Another 60 days.


We have done these a lot already Josey. No one wins or enjoys those wars and members leave. Just look at team server. RIP M4D I mean lights / MKR. :(

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Apr 14th 2025, 19:16:31

I just like how Alliance is going to fluff just how Team server did, fun to watch it all burn....
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Apr 14th 2025, 21:30:48

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
I just like how Alliance is going to fluff just how Team server did, fun to watch it all burn....


We have a spot open Mercs. You fit right in! Manly man who likes cars!

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Apr 14th 2025, 21:31:34

Well it's been fun. I have great man products on Amazon if yah wanna amex em
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Apr 10th 2025, 0:05:40
If you're really bawling, then you know that no one cares about that crap. How much you give away is the actual scorecard. Not just monetarily, but also your talents and time.

Your community and families will not remember you for being daper. I guess you could prepay a custom mausoleum and write out your obituary , including the watches, warstats, credit cards points and whatever else is important to you. We know it's not and your just as sarcastic as we are. All of our folks will remember us for how we made them feel, how we inspired them to be the best versions of themselves and how we were generous with our time towards them, thats the legacy we leave behind, that is our Dash on our tombstone.

I prefer my leather bracelets that double as a measuring stick and the other that can be used as a fire starter. I prefer to tell time by the crowsfeet next to your eyes when you laugh or the how delirious your eyes become when I spell each letter of your name with my tongue.
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Apr 15th 2025, 6:27:18

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Apr 15th 2025, 15:22:40

Originally posted by brujodale:
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If you're really bawling, then you know that no one cares about that crap. How much you give away is the actual scorecard. Not just monetarily, but also your talents and time.

Your community and families will not remember you for being daper. I guess you could prepay a custom mausoleum and write out your obituary , including the watches, warstats, credit cards points and whatever else is important to you. We know it's not and your just as sarcastic as we are. All of our folks will remember us for how we made them feel, how we inspired them to be the best versions of themselves and how we were generous with our time towards them, thats the legacy we leave behind, that is our Dash on our tombstone.

I prefer my leather bracelets that double as a measuring stick and the other that can be used as a fire starter. I prefer to tell time by the crowsfeet next to your eyes when you laugh or the how delirious your eyes become when I spell each letter of your name with my tongue.
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This is why I love bru, and can pick up the phone and calll him for life advice. If I’m wrong he doesn’t just say it, he helps with it. He’s 127 years old LOL and the wisdom and care for others is unmatched. Thank you bru.

Edited By: Doug on Apr 15th 2025, 15:24:47

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Apr 15th 2025, 15:34:00

On another note. Life is messy, and we’re all a little broken. But it’s not how you deal with it that matters, it’s how you face it head on when it does arise. Some egos are beyond reproach.
But that’s how it goes.

I hurt one of my friends by not stepping back and walk away from the computer. I have to live with that. But some felt punitive punishment was the route. It’s in fact not. Now I pray that one day this person will understand and forgive.

Totally different note: I’m not perfect but continuing to poke me with a stick imma ram that stick up your asses. I’ve owned up to my own issues, many would never dare because of their thin skin. I know what good I’ve done here. But continue to treat me like I’m so evil, you’ll find out.

So on the tales of my good friend bru, hate and things don’t mean a damned thing. Forgiveness is healing for both sides and fragile egos and false sense of being a big shot just won’t work in the end when the walls come tumbling down.

Peace out!

Edited By: Doug on Apr 15th 2025, 15:37:32

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Apr 15th 2025, 18:44:34

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Apr 15th 2025, 21:31:58

Originally posted by Leto:
If you're really bawling, then you know that no one cares about that crap. How much you give away is the actual scorecard. Not just monetarily, but also your talents and time.

Your community and families will not remember you for being daper. I guess you could prepay a custom mausoleum and write out your obituary , including the watches, warstats, credit cards points and whatever else is important to you. We know it's not and your just as sarcastic as we are. All of our folks will remember us for how we made them feel, how we inspired them to be the best versions of themselves and how we were generous with our time towards them, thats the legacy we leave behind, that is our Dash on our tombstone.

I prefer my leather bracelets that double as a measuring stick and the other that can be used as a fire starter. I prefer to tell time by the crowsfeet next to your eyes when you laugh or the how delirious your eyes become when I spell each letter of your name with my tongue.


Alright, now let me stop you right there because this whole thing? It’s trying real hard to sound profound, but it comes off more like a TED Talk met a Pinterest board and they both ran out of gas.

You’re sitting here taking shots at people who’ve worked hard, earned a living, and maybe enjoy some of the finer things in life, and you’re acting like that automatically means they’re shallow or lost. That isn’t wisdom, that’s arrogance dressed up in campfire accessories.

You say the real scorecard is how much you give away, but let’s be honest, you sound like you’re more interested in judging how people live than actually understanding them. There’s nothing noble about shaming success just because it doesn’t look like yours.

And these leather bracelets you’re talking about like they’re holy relics? Buddy, those sound less like symbols of deep wisdom and more like you got lost in an REI and decided that was your personality now.

Then that last bit? Crowsfeet when you laugh and spelling someone’s name with your tongue? What are we doing here, a spiritual retreat or a bad romance novel? You’re trying to be poetic but you’re coming off like someone who thinks they’re the main character in everyone’s emotional journey.

If you want to leave a legacy, how about you do it without belittling everyone else’s? Because right now, it isn’t your fire-starting bracelet that’s burning bridges, it’s your attitude.
How bout dat

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Apr 15th 2025, 21:35:39

I wonder if tolerating racial supremacists is part of the scorecard too, Dr. Phil.
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Apr 15th 2025, 22:20:00

You fuggers need to remember that this is a game site. Meant to play a game.
The forums were once a place to talk smack about the game. Now, the forums have become yet another social media forum to share you feelings.
Take that crap to dixcord and let the game just be a game.

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Apr 16th 2025, 3:16:04

We're all old. Stop the bs lol. Getting emotional on a old game forum from the 1990s. Lets have some fun and enjoy some nostalgia.
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Apr 16th 2025, 3:44:45

lets get back to the game or the thread will be closed thank you
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Apr 16th 2025, 5:55:31

Originally posted by Dark Demon:
lets get back to the game or the thread will be closed thank you


exactly! back on topic.

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Apr 16th 2025, 10:45:00

Originally posted by Suicidal:
You fuggers need to remember that this is a game site. Meant to play a game.
The forums were once a place to talk smack about the game. Now, the forums have become yet another social media forum to share you feelings.
Take that crap to dixcord and let the game just be a game.


Cheers to that.
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Apr 19th 2025, 8:02:12

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:
This post is so off the rails, Thomas the tank engine and his friends are attempting to lock it behind a cemented wall until it dies.


HA!
I'll pay this comment.

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Apr 19th 2025, 10:43:00

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
I just like how Alliance is going to fluff just how Team server did, fun to watch it all burn....


I would like to thank you and all the other "Patrons" that pay to watch it burn.
I watch for free :P

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Apr 19th 2025, 15:53:20

This post is so off the rails it started with how we made 2025 and now half of you are standing in the backyard in your underwear screaming at squirrels. Get a grip
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Apr 20th 2025, 6:49:38

What is a forum? Is this where M4D comes to drown their sorrows for sucking so bad? Jw.

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Apr 20th 2025, 6:57:44

Originally posted by Solaria Disturbed:
What is a forum? Is this where M4D comes to drown their sorrows for sucking so bad? Jw.


Bro has more red than white in his country history and wants to talk about sucking. And wars as a Fascist, lol

Always the low skill nobodies...
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Apr 20th 2025, 8:06:02

Originally posted by mrford:
Originally posted by Solaria Disturbed:
What is a forum? Is this where M4D comes to drown their sorrows for sucking so bad? Jw.


Bro has more red than white in his country history and wants to talk about sucking. And wars as a Fascist, lol

Always the low skill nobodies...


Takes one to know one i guess. I wouldnt say your top teir material either pal.

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Apr 20th 2025, 8:29:42

Better than that fluff talking scrub in every metric.

And don't be disingenuous just because you are perturbed. I don't know fluff about this dead servers drama, and I dont care, but you know that I know what I'm doing if I give a fluff. Pal.

Edited By: mrford on Apr 20th 2025, 8:38:27
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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

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Apr 20th 2025, 15:16:58

He is Risen! (my post count)

I’m also not diving into the dead server drama (I’ve got chocolate eggs to hunt), but even the Easter Bunny knows better than to mess with you when you're locked in. Carry on, Kings!

Coalie, I hope your Apple iWatch is charged up so you can be on within seconds of anything happening!

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Apr 20th 2025, 19:11:44

Originally posted by Requiem:
He is Risen! (my post count)

Coalie, I hope your Apple iWatch is charged up so you can be on within seconds of anything happening!





Watch what u say around these parts bro, I don’t want to get attacked by Bear Grylis threatening to spell my name again. He must have gotten survival in a country club vs. campfire survival mixed up

My iwatch has been on the charger for a while, war is over, we won. Right now, Im back to “roleplaying” and wearing my daily Omega Seamaster while driving around in my sports car


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Edited By: Coalie on Apr 20th 2025, 19:35:08
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Apr 20th 2025, 19:30:02

*sports car with a red interior. Slightly brighter than pink but still red.

I’m inclusive bro

Edit: I drive a big truck tho.
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Apr 20th 2025, 19:40:58

You drive a nice truck man

I’m glad you enjoy living the good life. You do really well in life and I’m happy for you.
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Apr 20th 2025, 20:00:14

Same bro I’m happy you’re rich.
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Apr 20th 2025, 20:19:47

Originally posted by Requiem:
Same bro I’m happy you’re rich.


He has a BBC, a happy wife and kids.

what other riches does a man need?

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Apr 20th 2025, 22:11:42

^ Mandingo with the Panerai and Porche(s) gets it
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Apr 20th 2025, 22:19:09

Originally posted by mrford:
Better than that fluff talking scrub in every metric.

And don't be disingenuous just because you are perturbed. I don't know fluff about this dead servers drama, and I dont care, but you know that I know what I'm doing if I give a fluff. Pal.


Ok then finisher ford.

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Apr 20th 2025, 23:52:52

Originally posted by Symbolic:
Originally posted by mrford:
Better than that fluff talking scrub in every metric.

And don't be disingenuous just because you are perturbed. I don't know fluff about this dead servers drama, and I dont care, but you know that I know what I'm doing if I give a fluff. Pal.


Ok then finisher ford.


🙄 I would be offended if I even knew who you were.

This is my first set back in years. I really don't give a fluff about your fluff grabbing. Grow up. Gain the ability to teach your clan members that Fascism is a garbage war country, then I might take you seriously.

Edited By: mrford on Apr 20th 2025, 23:54:59
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Apr 21st 2025, 1:55:07

Seemed to work pretty well this set for me. And you definitely sound like a professional fluffer.

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Apr 21st 2025, 5:03:02

Ford is good
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Apr 21st 2025, 8:33:54

Originally posted by mrford:
Originally posted by Symbolic:
Originally posted by mrford:
Better than that fluff talking scrub in every metric.

And don't be disingenuous just because you are perturbed. I don't know fluff about this dead servers drama, and I dont care, but you know that I know what I'm doing if I give a fluff. Pal.


Ok then finisher ford.


🙄 I would be offended if I even knew who you were.

This is my first set back in years. I really don't give a fluff about your fluff grabbing. Grow up. Gain the ability to teach your clan members that Fascism is a garbage war country, then I might take you seriously.


You seem pretty offended and lack centain common knowledge of the game and how its works. Its ok though, with old age comes lack of judgement. Its not your fault bro

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Apr 21st 2025, 14:29:20

I still love Fordy even if he shoots himself in his own leg! (saying FFO is a bad war country)
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Apr 21st 2025, 14:34:28

Someone up in here deleting posts? Hilarious.
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