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Apr 24th 2025, 21:00:18

Guys please let Coalie and Josey go back to talking about their long guns.
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Apr 24th 2025, 19:33:33

I'm sure TC would love a way to filter foreigners from AT, which should amount to high IQ only in his estimation anyway!
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Apr 24th 2025, 19:13:30

You heard it here first, Josey is a Russian plant that is tearing down what makes America great. They are coming after everything: Our guns, our rights, and our fluff talk.

He's turned M4D into Putin, and poor old SOL is Ukraine.

Can't we just say "no" to tyranny (it's a fluff strat anyway)??
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Apr 23rd 2025, 13:39:55

That's really not something to be proud of. You should be getting new underwear regularly, not keeping your crusty 1980 vintage tighty whities with custom streaks.
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Apr 21st 2025, 15:45:48

Didn't I have a post in here in response to Dr Phil? What happened to it?
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Apr 17th 2025, 20:27:00

Now kiss.
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Apr 17th 2025, 16:33:53

Originally posted by Josey Wales:
LOL.

Doesn’t take much to rile up coalie and his inbred boiler slags does it….

Just one little post and they start frothing at the mouth and swallowing their tongues.

Just knock off any use of Multis and make an effort to
play fairly.

In all sincerity, I think you merc slags have potential. I really do.

Other than that, I’m glad to see you guys missed me.

Your Pal,
Josey


The only time I ever see you post on AT is to whine about something. Change it up, maybe say 1 nice thing about Coalie or ask him about his massive gun collection and why he needs so many.
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Apr 16th 2025, 19:38:03

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Gettn sexual up in this fluff 😂


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Apr 16th 2025, 18:29:16

Originally posted by Coalie:
Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:
AchillesHeal (#264) - Dead but hope your recovery goes well

After all the fun war banter here, thanks for the kind words.
(if they're genuine, can't be sure with the likes of you)



I hope your physical therapist is a large burly ripped man and he manhandles you during your sessions.

Have a great week bud, enjoy your rest.



Don't threaten Empy with a good time.
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Apr 15th 2025, 21:35:39

I wonder if tolerating racial supremacists is part of the scorecard too, Dr. Phil.
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Apr 15th 2025, 6:27:18

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Apr 7th 2025, 16:53:52

Thanks for your vote Hex. TAN for Head Mod 2025!
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Apr 7th 2025, 16:05:53

Hex we had a lot of old timers come back, you'd know if you joined our server and chatted you noob.
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Apr 7th 2025, 15:52:20

I mean... it's understood that MERCS is *always* looking for any excuse to war. How they are not on everyone's permanent DNH list is beyond me.

Pact or not, PDM will always have MERCS on DNH.
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Mar 30th 2025, 0:08:38

Originally posted by drkprinc:
why would you even want to know if someone is pinging you on a forum here XD


Some of us like pain.
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Mar 13th 2025, 14:11:25

Lutherans observe Lent? I thought that was a Catholic thing.
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Mar 13th 2025, 14:10:41

Thank you Doug. An impartial voice that finally puts Req in his place!

Down with the Patrons!
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Mar 10th 2025, 4:57:13

Originally posted by Garry Owen:
Originally posted by HRH Princess Tisya:
to all those who are celebrating!

Jangan lupa tolong isteri/mak/adik/kakak kat dapur tau :P



LOL - CELEBRATING?

I think you misunderstand the purpose of Lent and Ramadan... this is a time of fasting and sacrifice. Not really a celebration.... :)

I do appreciate your intent.


It absolutely is also a time for celebration. Yes it's a time for fasting, but it's also something to celebrate.

That's why we say in Arabic "Ramadan Kareem" and "Ramadan Mubarak", and we use those *same* words to celebrate Eid - "Eid Kareem/Mubarak". Many of us look forward to this time of year, and we decorate our homes accordingly (albeit that may be a more Western Muslim thing).
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Mar 9th 2025, 18:45:48

Ramadan kareem!
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Mar 8th 2025, 6:13:18

Skype was cool back in the day when you could use it to call overseas. After that became commonplace and Skype was no longer necessary, it was just another messaging app, and not a very good one.
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Mar 8th 2025, 5:59:31

I would buy Patron if I could, but I can't!

I did buy Premium though. So I'm not quite a Poor, but I'm not an Elite either. I'm EE middle class.
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Mar 6th 2025, 18:27:26

Originally posted by Leto:
Yes but it's a waste unless your private market is at 36


Nah it makes starts easier too.
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Mar 6th 2025, 4:40:46

You all drove me to desperation so I pinged Pang and asked him to fix Patron status.

btw I just bought premium for the first time and HOLY fluff did yall know that you can auto-sell bushels on the private market after each turn??
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Mar 6th 2025, 4:03:33

I don't know what's changed recently but now the ads are intrusive on Desktop too. This must have happened within the last few days.

At least now it's equally intrusive on both platforms. Before it was just Mobile that was disproportionately impacted.
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Feb 28th 2025, 6:34:47

Primeval that doesn't address what I said. The disparity in intrusiveness between desktop and mobile is massive. In desktop it's not that big of a deal.

On mobile it's crippling. Are you saying this is by design to encourage purchase of premium?
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Feb 27th 2025, 2:01:52

Right now on mobile, if you are navigating the website or even posting on the forums, these full screen ads pop up that you have to click out of. They pop up every few screens and are REALLY annoying.

The desktop experience doesn't have this intrusive user experience with ads - in fact I barely notice them at all.

Is there any way to make the user experience when navigating the site less painful when it comes to ads?
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Feb 23rd 2025, 1:49:11

chevs is probably the only one because I think there's a legit misunderstanding there between the admins and him.

BH burned his bridge, we managed to repair it, then he dropped napalm on it. He's not coming back unfortunately. It will be a cold day in hell before BH is unbanned.
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Feb 23rd 2025, 1:45:10

Originally posted by Cathankins:
Originally posted by mrford:
*throws a handful of punctuation at Cathankins*


What in the name of God didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor and I have many a time participated in raids against the Viking rebels and have assuredly slain thirtyscore of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in my eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, fool. As I write this, I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England and they are tracking your movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm. The storm that destroys the unfortunate object you refer to as your country. Thou art assuredly deceased, knave. I can appear at any location and at any time, and can end thy life in seventyscore ways, and that be only when using my bare hands. But I am not solely skilled in fisticuffs; I also posess access to the entirety of Duke William's armory and I will make full use of it when banishing your body from the entirety of earth empires. Thou scoundrel, perhaps hadst thou known what apocalyptic vengeance thy "clever" jests were to bring upon thee thou wouldst have held thy tongue. But thou couldst not, nor did not, and now thou art paying the due price of thy actions, fool. I shall defecate fury upon thee and thou shall flounder within it. Thou art truly smote, knave.


What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
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Feb 15th 2025, 6:07:05

YOU HEAR THAT REQ? THE JUDGES AND THE LAW BELONG TO THE PEOPLE!
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Feb 15th 2025, 1:31:50

DAMNIT DOUG I'M THE ONE THAT APPOINTED YOU!
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Feb 14th 2025, 4:16:59

DOWN WITH PREMIUM PATRONS™!

ELECT TAN HEAD GAME MOD 2025 AND I'LL MAKE SURE WE DO AWAY WITH THE SCUM ELITE!
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Feb 7th 2025, 23:17:59

Originally posted by SuperFly:
are you sure? I recall it was what he said to Slagpit on discord that got him perma banned. evading the ban was just adding a few extra years to the life sentence no?

either way its all good. BH is living his life happy as can be and we are all happy to not live with him here now right?


Yeah Drow is right. It wasn't BH calling someone a Yautja, it was the ban evasion that made it permanent.
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Feb 7th 2025, 21:36:47

Does everyone see the elitist condescension that I'm talking about? Coalie follows me to the boards to harass me about guns, and Req can't help but remind everyone how superior he is.

The people - that means you, reader - deserve better. You deserve an EE free from the elites, free from corrupt mods, free from the hidden pay-to-win tiers the Premium Patrons™ don't want you knowing about!

You deserve a better, stronger mod who will do away with the corruption and elitism.

VOTE TAN FOR MOD 2025
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Feb 7th 2025, 15:13:53

I've run across a few Premium Patrons now, and I'm not going to name names, but like Coalie, Req, and KoH - they degrade the Alliance experience by fomenting class warfare.

Req is CONSTANTLY waving it in my face. Coalie uses his privilege to pressure me into buying more guns. KoH leverages his status by talking down to me when I suggest we invest more in Big Government.

These menaces have to be stopped, and the only way to do it is to either MAKE EVERYONE a Premium Patron™ or DELETE IT.

Pang can no longer be trusted to fix this issue!

Of course, there is another way. That way is to vote TAN for Head Mod 2025 and let me clean this place up. I promise to immediately gain access to the EE Treasury and cut the fat. We start by offering every mod a buyout. Once we drop some dead weight, then we can focus on Making EE Great Again. YOU CAN TRUST ME, AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT.

"YOU CAN TRUST ME, AND YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT." -TAN, 2025 EE Head Game Mod Candidate

#VoteTAN2025 #MEEGA #SAVELUIGI
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Feb 5th 2025, 5:45:03

holy fluff dagga is back???
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Feb 5th 2025, 5:43:56

Dr Phil is bringing the ICE!
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Jan 30th 2025, 19:04:25

Req it's bad enough you're already holding your class above our heads, don't turn this game into a pay-to-win flufffest!

Until Patron status is back up for purchase, we should ban all Premium Patrons!
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Jan 29th 2025, 17:07:00

Originally posted by Leto:
Realistically, we need to do gorilla marketing and invite old players back.


https://sabadvertising.wordpress.com/...11/01/gorilla_at_work.jpg
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Jan 28th 2025, 16:01:33

Originally posted by Cathankins:
Originally posted by TAN:
Millennials are the greatest generation!

Cathankins, you are correct: Zero marketing goes into this game. It's almost always been like that. It's why it's never grown ever since Swirve peaced out.


Are you a computer guy? Or do you know a guy who knows a guy by any chance who can do this stuff and has the time and willingness? That question goes out to anyone lurking as well.


I would consider myself a computer guy, but if you mean that in the sense if I can program, then no, I cannot.

But you don't need to code to market - that's more PR, and it is something I can actually help with (but I'm not in Marketing as a profession - if someone else is, they should step up).

I think the biggest issue with this game is that why would anyone in the year 2025 play this text-based game? There are no images and the UI is awful.

I've seen the beta and while the UI is better FOR US, it is hideous to an outside gamer who has no idea what EE is about.

If you want to market the game, there needs to be more pizazz and artwork. It needs *something*.

And that's no disrespect to Pang, QZ, and Slagpit - they are working to keep the game we all know and love working with new enhancements to keep it interesting. But what's interesting for us isn't interesting for a Gen Alpha kid looking for a new game to play.
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Jan 28th 2025, 1:44:57

Originally posted by Cathankins:
He claims he has zero problems with judaism
But then rants about Zionism...


Zionism is a political movement. Christians can be Zionists. Atheists can be Zionists. Even Muslims can be Zionists. Being anti-Zionist is being against the political movement. There are even Jewish anti-Zionists out there, like the group "Not In My Name".

I'm not going to opine on anything else in this thread, and I won't comment further after this one. But it is unfair to even other Jews to associate criticism of Zionism with anti-Semitism.

Anti-Semitism is a real problem that's made it into the media spotlight recently - even the ADL, after being initially wishy-washy, has spoken out against the high profile attacks.

Let's not abuse the "anti-Semitism" term by using it as a pejorative to silence criticism of Israel or Jews.

Cath - if there is a politics forum, I'm happy to move the conversation there so we can civilly chat it out. At the risk of getting this thread locked, I will not be making any follow-up comments.

Cheers.
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Jan 28th 2025, 1:32:58

Millennials are the greatest generation!

Cathankins, you are correct: Zero marketing goes into this game. It's almost always been like that. It's why it's never grown ever since Swirve peaced out.
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Dec 26th 2024, 4:55:45

Doug you're joking but you can't talk to Req for 5 minutes without him bringing up his Premium Patron™ status and throwing it in the face of us peasants.

This is class warfare! Wake up sheeple!
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Dec 21st 2024, 8:17:20

BH is permabanned from the entire game. I'm afraid there's no reversing that one.
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Dec 21st 2024, 5:04:47

Originally posted by Devestation:
Having read it in full before it went down, Derrick's post had comments aimed at a wide range of people, including one that could be paraphrased as "hey <user>, were you radicalised by Jared Lougher, or were you always this much of a fluff?"

If it wasn't deleted by Derrick themselves, it would have absolutely been taken down by the mods.


Yeah it's because someone was saying some... interesting things in the NA chat that has to do with nationalism of a particular demographic persuasion. I'll leave it at that so we don't get this thread locked or deleted.

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Dec 20th 2024, 22:07:04

You could probably run non-latin country names automatically through google translate for a rough and dirty translation. It probably won't catch colloquialisms but people can still get around this limitation even with latin characters.
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Dec 20th 2024, 22:04:35

Only some people who bought the Patron status when it was available have it, and they constantly flaunt their status at the lower class.

The two most egregious offenders are Coalie and Req. Coalie ALWAYS includes his patron and premium status in his AT signature, and Req regularly taunts the non-patrons on Discord. There's even talk that patrons get banned less often.

Given events with Luigi Mangione highlighting the stark class difference between the elite and the rest, we should heed the advice of St. Luigi and remove all classist levels in this game so that we're all equal in front of our lord Pang.
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Dec 20th 2024, 20:07:32

Speaking of Game Patron I know Pang was hanging around these boards lately, has he fixed that yet?

I am getting real sick of you and Req talking down to us non Premium Patrons™.
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Dec 10th 2024, 15:08:12

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Dec 8th 2024, 17:13:14

Now hold on, you never explained why he's lucky your cousin died. You can't tease us with that and then disappear.
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Dec 8th 2024, 3:23:01

Originally posted by Bablo:
Don't report them to the DNC they will just be pardoned....


HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

omfg

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