Mercenaries for Hire declares victory on war with M4D

Coalie

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Apr 15th 2025, 17:32:13

M4D has been tag killed. All originals at the start of the war are accounted for. Any country that entered after the war or is below $5m is excluded.
Most of the restarts are now hiding behind GDI (lol).

Mercs casualties = 3
M4D casualties = all of them, 15?

Mercs TNW: $558,959,435
M4D TNW: $85,143,766

Mozart and M4Dness (#377) - DEAD BROKE
Vegan Island (#145) - DEAD
M4D SUPPORTS UKRAINE (#37) - DEAD
DagoBAAAAAAAAAH (#30) -DEAD
Valkyrie (#153) -DEAD
Flexible Moral Compass (#18) -DEAD
Houdini (#46)- FA and FOed DEAD
kammerjaeger (#128) - DEAD
Not exactly have fun with it (#270)- DEAD
CamaroLand (#126) - DEAD
Poetic Justice SancTuaRy (#107) - DEAD
Thailand (#283)- DEAD
AchillesHeal (#264) - Dead but hope your recovery goes well
KingShadowBear (#10)- DEAD
Josey Wales (#74) - EZ CLAP(tm)

v/r

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Apr 15th 2025, 17:56:29

Well duh, you had numbers and the FS 😂

Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
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Apr 16th 2025, 5:55:59

i am just upset that again my plans to netgain are foiled....

EmpyreanMKR

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Apr 16th 2025, 10:43:45

AchillesHeal (#264) - Dead but hope your recovery goes well

After all the fun war banter here, thanks for the kind words.
(if they're genuine, can't be sure with the likes of you)

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Apr 16th 2025, 16:27:03

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:

AchillesHeal (#264) - Dead but hope your recovery goes well

After all the fun war banter here, thanks for the kind words.
(if they're genuine, can't be sure with the likes of you)

I hope your physical therapist is a large burly ripped man and he manhandles you during your sessions.

Have a great week bud, enjoy your rest.

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TAN

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Apr 16th 2025, 18:29:16

Originally posted by Coalie:

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:

AchillesHeal (#264) - Dead but hope your recovery goes well

After all the fun war banter here, thanks for the kind words.
(if they're genuine, can't be sure with the likes of you)

I hope your physical therapist is a large burly ripped man and he manhandles you during your sessions.

Have a great week bud, enjoy your rest.

Don't threaten Empy with a good time.

FREEEEEDOM!!!

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Apr 16th 2025, 19:33:48

Gettn sexual up in this fluff 😂

TAN

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Apr 16th 2025, 19:38:03

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Gettn sexual up in this fluff 😂

kfcstripper.gif

FREEEEEDOM!!!

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Apr 16th 2025, 20:42:08

Originally posted by TAN:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Gettn sexual up in this fluff 😂

kfcstripper.gif

So glad we can't see those here 👏

Josey Wales

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Apr 17th 2025, 10:42:30

We were netting. Didn’t have war plans. Then as always, you amoebas couldn’t keep you your hands to yourselves. Had to send 459 to start shyt while being aided by sol…needed their help…yet again. LMFAO.

little mercs is a dumpster fire full of inbreds.

coalie and his toilet full of boiler slags has just proven yet again that they are the bullies of the server.

Seems pretty clear that you had to use Multis to get the job done.

You clown-holes could never win in a fair fight.

Your Pal,
Josey

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Apr 17th 2025, 11:04:21

Originally posted by Coalie:

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:

AchillesHeal (#264) - Dead but hope your recovery goes well

After all the fun war banter here, thanks for the kind words.
(if they're genuine, can't be sure with the likes of you)

I hope your physical therapist is a large burly ripped man and he manhandles you during your sessions.

Have a great week bud, enjoy your rest.

He's sort of a dork, but the receptionists.....

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Apr 17th 2025, 12:58:55

Originally posted by Josey Wales:

You post like your grandfather licked all the ammunition on his boat for good luck before he landed on Omaha Beach.

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Apr 17th 2025, 13:48:31

Originally posted by Josey Wales:

Awww booo hooo someone hand him some tissue papers. Cry much, fluff?

You didn’t think people would forget how you attacked netters in Monsters/EVO and blindsided mercs on a netting set just because of some cross server bullsheet with Superfly?

You’re about as toxic as they make them in this game. I will lay the smackdown on your lil griefer ass any day of the week.

Josey Wales (#74) - DEAD EZ CLAP(tm)

Get rekt

Edited By: Coalie on Apr 17th 2025, 14:24:18

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Apr 17th 2025, 15:25:47

Originally posted by Josey Wales:

Lol, this makes it all worth it.

Josey Wales

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Apr 17th 2025, 16:22:15

LOL.

Doesn’t take much to rile up coalie and his inbred boiler slags does it….

Just one little post and they start frothing at the mouth and swallowing their tongues.

Just knock off any use of Multis and make an effort to
play fairly.

In all sincerity, I think you merc slags have potential. I really do.

Other than that, I’m glad to see you guys missed me.

Your Pal,
Josey

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Apr 17th 2025, 16:29:41

LOL Josey… you post like a guy who’s been pacing around all week rehearsing this in the mirror.

“Just one little post”… bro, you wrote a novella with more passive-aggression than a wine mom’s Facebook rant.

Also, the whole “play fairly” bit? Coming from you? That’s like a raccoon lecturing on hygiene.

Anyway, appreciate the fan mail. We’ll try to live up to your expectations.

Your master,

Coalie

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TAN

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Apr 17th 2025, 16:33:53

Originally posted by Josey Wales:

The only time I ever see you post on AT is to whine about something. Change it up, maybe say 1 nice thing about Coalie or ask him about his massive gun collection and why he needs so many.

FREEEEEDOM!!!

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Apr 17th 2025, 18:03:36

What are you packing Coals and what do you have wrapped around them?

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Apr 17th 2025, 18:38:55

Josey Wales (#74) - DEAD EZ CLAP(tm)

More insults please kind Sir!

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Apr 17th 2025, 19:08:11

Originally posted by Josey Wales:

What are you packing Coals and what do you have wrapped around them?

I’m packin a Sig p365 Legion.

Tavor X95 in a tennis bag in the car.

You?

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Josey Wales

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Apr 17th 2025, 19:30:33

Mostly hunting shotguns:

2 Benelli SBE 3s 12Ga
1 Benelli 828U 12Ga
1 Benelli 828U 20Ga (like butter)
1 Franchi Affinity 20Ga (like butter)
1 CZ All-Terrain OD Green 12Ga (the kick from
this one will take your shoulder off)
1 Mossberg 500 Flex 12 Ga

And a few more.

Josey Wales

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Apr 17th 2025, 19:37:46

The Sig p365 Legion looks pretty sick.

Good light for that I would imagine would be the Surefire X400T-A (with the laser). Better than a rechargeable in my opion because you’re back up to full power with the rapid switch out of 2 x 123As.

On the Top, probably an RMR 9 MOA dual illuminated by fiber optics and battery. This is unavailable outside of the U.S. depending upon which country you’re in… but you strike me as an American.

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Apr 17th 2025, 19:41:17

The Tavon looks like it can do some work. Reminds me of the Steyr AUG.

Coalie

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Apr 17th 2025, 19:46:53

Originally posted by Josey Wales:

Haha yeah it just becomes a pain in the arse to conceal carry a light/laser on it. I do have Sig red dot on it too, I usually prefer the regular sights but the gun came with one.

The p365 legion is a sweet gun to carry. Well balanced too since it’s all metal.

I also have a s&w 500 that I’ll let you shoot a few rounds if we ever meet up.

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Coalie

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Apr 17th 2025, 19:55:36

Originally posted by Josey Wales:

The Tavon looks like it can do some work. Reminds me of the Steyr AUG.

What do you have that is your favorite from your collections? I bet you are a revolver type

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TAN

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Apr 17th 2025, 20:27:00

Now kiss.

FREEEEEDOM!!!

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Apr 17th 2025, 20:35:16

Now kiss.

rm -rf /*

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Apr 17th 2025, 20:51:14

Originally posted by TAN:

Now kiss.

You n Doug next

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Josey Wales

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Apr 17th 2025, 21:00:57

Originally posted by Coalie:

Originally posted by Josey Wales:

The Tavon looks like it can do some work. Reminds me of the Steyr AUG.

What do you have that is your favorite from your collections? I bet you are a revolver type

I honestly have to say the Benelli 828U 20Ga. As far as Over/ Unders go it is a super smooth and elegant barely feel any kick.

I would like to get an H&K P30SK for concealed carry and I’ve wanted a Colt Python 44 for a long time in case the Walkers start moving and Josey Grimes need to come out. Joking aside I would like to get one to see how it works for target practice. Just a cool gun.

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Apr 17th 2025, 21:22:16

Originally posted by Josey Wales:

Originally posted by Coalie:

Originally posted by Josey Wales:

The Tavon looks like it can do some work. Reminds me of the Steyr AUG.

What do you have that is your favorite from your collections? I bet you are a revolver type

Those benellis are nice but I’m not a big shotgun type of guy. Been eyeballing the m1 for a while though.

I do have a Mossberg 940 JM pro. This thing is fast and smooth.

I also have some boring ones like:
Remington 870
Mossberg 500 cruiser

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Josey Wales

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Apr 18th 2025, 0:02:09

If you’re working on birds I highly recommend the 828U 20g (not 12). An absolute surgical tool that, in addition to being able to bring down smaller ducks with ease (Long Tail, American Black, Pheasant) it can also bring down more heavily armored birds in full plummage, like a large Canadian Goose. It has no kick, smooth as butter and light as a feather. Worth every penny.

If it ever comes to Zombie work, then the M4Tactical (also Benelli) could offer problem ending self-defense outcomes.

Josey Wales

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Apr 18th 2025, 0:04:23

The 870s and the 500s…. I just shrug my shoulders and say: you gotta have at least one of each. They’ve earned it.

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Apr 18th 2025, 2:10:54

/me eats popcorn

mrford

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Apr 19th 2025, 21:47:28

Am I back in High School?

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

farmer

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Apr 20th 2025, 2:25:48

Ithaca side by side 10 ga. i have shot it but never any more it is from the 30s and was my grandads . kicks like 2 mules

mrford

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Apr 20th 2025, 3:18:26

Slam fire ftw

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

brujodale

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Apr 21st 2025, 15:41:04

being a back door player, I thought M4D had some awesome countries, and walled dang good. kudo's to them..

sorry have no negative or nasty thoughts to pervade here.

knowledge is the destroyer of opinions.
/me jumps off soap box.

Josey Wales

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Apr 21st 2025, 23:50:48

Originally posted by brujodale:

Thanks. Yeah… we were trying to Net but were knifed in our sleep by night crawlers.

Josey Wales

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Apr 21st 2025, 23:50:50

Originally posted by brujodale:

Thanks. Yeah… we were trying to Net but were knifed in our sleep by night crawlers.

EmpyreanMKR

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Apr 22nd 2025, 12:35:01

This post is like the latest blue origin launch. Full of girls who didn't go to space.

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Apr 22nd 2025, 19:29:26

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:

This post is like the latest blue origin launch. Full of girls who didn't go to space.

Crazy how you're tracking all these girls from so far down. Must be lonely at ground level.

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Apr 24th 2025, 16:36:37

Better to be grounded then a delusional maniac with his head in the clouds. :)

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Apr 24th 2025, 18:59:25

Originally posted by brujodale:

ghey

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Apr 24th 2025, 20:37:40

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:

Better to be grounded then a delusional maniac with his head in the clouds. :)

Cope harder

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TAN

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Apr 24th 2025, 21:00:18

Guys please let Coalie and Josey go back to talking about their long guns.

FREEEEEDOM!!!

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Apr 25th 2025, 10:38:15

Originally posted by Coalie:

Originally posted by EmpyreanMKR:

Better to be grounded then a delusional maniac with his head in the clouds. :)

Cope harder

Nice comeback.
Running out of material?

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Apr 25th 2025, 11:32:34

Sorta. But it’s because you never add anything of value to any conversations.

Just like you never add anything of value to your team, maybe spend less time running your mouth and run your turns instead.

Hope you have a great weekend though.

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brujodale

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Apr 25th 2025, 12:45:21

tits in space lol

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Apr 25th 2025, 12:48:03

my fav is a 12 gauge savage/mossburg with poly chokes.

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Apr 25th 2025, 13:55:50

The only gun worth having is a Springfield Armory Eschelon 4.0C. Compact, easy for Concealed Carry with 15 round capacity.
Great for weekends to the park.

Edited By: EmpyreanMKR on Apr 25th 2025, 13:59:42

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